Sunday, November 13, 2016

Hilarious Jokes

Hilarious Jokes

Some cards are important!

*Chat conversation on Whatsapp*

Smith – Hey
Varley – Hi!
Smith – How are you?
Varley – I am great, what about you?
Smith – I am superb. How are you doing tonight?
Varley – Little busy for a party.
Smith – I was wondering if we can meet up tonight
Varley – You can join me in the party club.
Smith – But I do not have the membership card.
Varley – It’s okay. You need to have only Debit or credit card with you.
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Hard work, though!

Beggar – Please give me money! Please give me!
Passerby – Why you need the money?
Beggar – For survival
Passerby – You have a smartphone in your pockets, and you want money for survival?
Beggar – Don’t tell me about that, it’s my hard earned money.
Passerby – How it is hard earned money, what hard work have you done?
Beggar – Moving my hands!
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Self-mistake!

Brad – Hi!
Doctor – Hey, what’s the problem today?
Brad – I have my stomach paining since morning, there are some issues with it. I am not feeling comfortable.
Doctor – Surely I would check it.

*After some time*
Doctor – Where you have been today?
Brad – I woke up and ate some bread and went directly to chemist.
Doctor – What did he say to you? He must have shown you a wrong way to cure.
Brad – I asked for the medicines, but he told to come to your place.

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